GRAMMY'S WHO WAS HAWT AND WHO WAS NOT

JENNIFER LOPEZ 2013 GRAMMY'S

SO I TOTALLY MISSED THE GRAMMY'S, HOWEVER I DID WATCH THE AFTER SHOW TO CATCH UP ON ALL THAT I MISSED. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE GRAMMY'S ARE ALL ABOUT FASHION. THIS YEAR THE GRAMMY'S SENT OUT SOME WHAT OF A DRESS CODE TO THE PARTICIPANTS. NO COOCHI CRACK NO BUTT CRACK OR BOOBAGE WAS BASICALLY THE SUMMARY OF IT. YOU HAD SOME TO FOLLOW GUIDELINES AND THEN THERE WERE SOME WHO YOU HAD TO QUESTION DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO? THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE WHO MAINLY PUSHED THE ENVELOPE TONIGHT AND THE FIRST IS JENNY FROM THE BLOCK HER SELF...

NOW 1 THING I CAN SAY ABOUT JENNIFER LOPEZ IS SHE WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE HOT BOURICA, SPICY LATINO THAT YOU CAN HANDLE. LAST NIGHT ON THE GRAMMY'S SHE GAVE YOU PLENTY OF LEG AND SHOULDER PORN IN HER ANTHONY VACCARELLO GOWN.... ALL I CAN SAY J LO IS GO IN AND LET HAVE YAAAASSSSS!!!!!

    DO YOU SEE THAT FACE? BEAT TO THE GODS AND SERVING SO MUCH FIERCENESS.... SHE DID THAT!! WHAT DO YOU THINK? THE NEXT PERSON WHO WASN'T AFRAID TO SHOW SOME SKIN WAS KATY PERRY. I ACTUALLY THINK THAT HER BOOBS OUT SHINED HER TONIGHT.... SHE WORE A MINT GREEN GUCCI DRESS THAT HAD A PEEK A BOO WINDOW FOR THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SEXY CLEAVAGE. ME PERSONALLY I'M HAPPY KATY TONED DOWN HER LOOK WITH AGE SHOULD COME A MORE REFINED LOOK! GO IN KATY PERRY



ADELE 2013 GRAMMY'S



NOW THIS NEXT RED CARPET LOOK SHOULD HAVE BEEN POSTED ON THE MEMO AS A HELL NO. MS. ADELE I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU LET THAT ENSEMBLE ROLL IN THE DEEP END OF A FIRE PIT. NOW THIS IS NOT A READ BECAUSE ADELE GIVES ME LIFE HOWEVER NO GOD ADELE SO NOT HE MOVE.....


SO WHO WON??? ALTHOUGH THIS IS CLEARLY NOT ALL OF THE FASHION HITS AND MISSES I DID WANT TO TAKE TIME OUT TO LET YOU KNOW WHO WON AND WHO DIDN'T AND ALSO GIVE THANKS TO THE LOCAL "SWAP MEET" WHERE PRODUCER SONG WRITER "DREAM" PURCHASED HIS OUT FIT A TOTAL OF 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE RED CARPET. (LOL) ACCORDING TO THE FAB MR. S. CARTER (JAY Z)!!
BEFORE I GO IN ON THAT MONSTROSITY LETS GET INTO THESE WINNERS.

RECORD OF THE YEAR:
"SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW" GOTYE FEAT. KIMBRA

ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
"BABEL" MUMFORD & SONS

SONG OF THE YEAR:
"WE ARE YOUNG" FUN FEAT. JANELLE MONAE

BEST NEW ARTIST
"FUN"

BEST POP SOLO PERFORMANCE
"SET FIRE TO THE RAIN (LIVE)" - ADELE

BEST POP DUO/GROUP PERFORMANCE
"SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW" GOYTE FEAT. KIMBRA

FOR THE COMPLETE LIST OF THE 2013 GRAMMY'S VISIT WWW.GRAMMY.COM

     NOW ON TO THIS MESS.... WTF??? JUST BECAUSE IT'S DESIGNER PEOPLE DON'T MAKE IT RIGHT! THIS WHOLE FIT IS JUST WRONG AND I WAS SO PROUD OF JAY Z FOR SPEAKING UP. THE DREAM IS TOTALLY UNDER DRESSED. I WOULDN'T WEAR THIS TO THE GYM SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS OUTFIT WILL BE APPROPRIATE. HE NEEDS TO BE STONED BY THE FASHION POLICE!