TAKE THE SHACKLES OFF HIS FEET SO HE CAN DANCE: BOBBY BROWN RELEASED FROM JAIL

BOBBY BROWN IS NOW A FREE MAN, AFTER SERVING A HARD 9 HOURS OUT OF HIS 55 DAY JAIL SENTENCE. THE EXCUSE AS ALWAYS WITH CELEBRITIES IS OVER CROWDING IN THE JAIL. THIS JUDICIAL SYSTEM IS FOR THE BIRDS BECAUSE YOU AND I WOULD HAVE TO SERVE ALL 55 DAYS DESPITE HOW CROWDED IT IS. SINCE I'M NO HATER WELCOME HOME BOBBY, NOW GO STRAIGHT TO REHAB, DON'T PASS GO AND DON'T COLLECT $200.