EPIC FAIL... MEEK MILLS NEW CHICK IS...

OKAY TODAY HAS BEEN QUITE BUSY, LATE ON MY BLOGGING BUT DON'T FEAR I STILL HAVE MUCH FOOLERY TO COVER. SO LET'S BEGIN WITH MMG RAPPER MEEK MILL'S NEW GIRLFRIEND. NOW WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS INFO PEOPLE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT I WASN'T AT ALL SURPRISED. NO MATTER HOW MANY CUSTOM DIAMOND CHAINS, OR CARTIER WATCHES HE PUTS ON, HE STILL JUST READS GUTTER RAT TO ME. HE LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS OF NEWPORTS, WEED, AND STALENESS. I TRY NOT TO JUDGE HOWEVER, IF RICK ROSS WITH ALL OF HIS CREASES AND FOLDS APPEARS TO SMELL FRESHER THAN YOU.... WE HAVE A PROBLEM, I DIGRESS.

THERE IS A CHICK ON INSTAGRAM WHO IS A SUPPOSED AUTHOR, ALTHOUGH HER BOOK APPEARS TO BE ONE OF THOSE CORNY SEX BOOKS THAT DIDN'T SELL AT THE FLEA MALL. SHE SPORTS A MAJOR INVISIBLE PART THAT IS QUITE VISIBLE. JUDGING FROM HER INSTAGRAM SHE IS A STRAIGHT HOOD RAT. OKAY SO MEEK PURCHASED HER A BENTLEY AND IN HOOD RAT FASHION SHE TURNED UP.... CHECK OUT THIS PROJECT REALNESS SHE SERVED ON INSTAGRAM AFTER RECEIVING THE CAR.....


ON INSTAGRAM STRAIGHT FLEXIN........












AND JUST SO YOU KNOW IT'S REAL LOOK AT THIS FOOL......



I CAN'T YALL WITH THE HORRIBLE FEET, THE TJ MAXX MICHAEL KORS BAG, AND PULLING THE BENTLEY UP ON THE GRASS IN THE PJ'S I JUST CAN'T.